Read all 20 pages of a legal document outlining the details of a trust because I’m a fucking adult apparently
I went to sleep at 8:30 last night and mostly slept through the entire night until 8:30 this morning. I needed that. I haven’t gone to sleep before 1:00 AM in a long time, let alone THAT early
An acquaintance posted a picture on Facebook of his (I assume) wife working out. She’s wearing typical workout gear (yoga pants) and she’s in a standing pose facing the camera with, instead of a kettle ball, a turkey in one hand that’s stretched up above her head.
The caption on the picture is “TURKEY SNATCHES!”
It’s taking every ounce of strength I can muster to not add a comment that says “Hmmm, just looks like plain-old camel toe to me!”