Ok wait a sec, Mr/Ms Headline Writer, did she leave the kids in the car so she could go blow her boyfriend, or did she leave the kids in the car so they could blow her boyfriend? 

Ok wait a sec, Mr/Ms Headline Writer, did she leave the kids in the car so she could go blow her boyfriend, or did she leave the kids in the car so they could blow her boyfriend? 

Not a bad view from the desk of my home-away-from-home office

Not a bad view from the desk of my home-away-from-home office

Too close for comfort

On our way out to California yesterday, we got stuck in accident traffic. We literally had to stop suddenly (no slowing for a few miles first) and never moved an inch again for an hour and a half.

We saw all the emergency vehicles go by while we were stopped, meaning the accident had just happened.

When we finally moved again, it took almost no time until we were on the scene, and saw the 3 mangled cars. One was a rollover.

News reports today state that roads were open after a crash, stating the accident occurred at milepost 72.  I can’t remember specifically now, but we were either just past 73 or just about to pass 73 when we stopped. I.e., we were really fucking close, and could have easily been involved.

*shudder*

My wife decided to test out using Anti-HOLY-FUCK-THE-PAVEMENT-IS-HOT booties on Harley. He actually wasn’t fazed by it and walked normally after like 10 seconds

My wife decided to test out using Anti-HOLY-FUCK-THE-PAVEMENT-IS-HOT booties on Harley. He actually wasn’t fazed by it and walked normally after like 10 seconds

Worth a shot…

Worth a shot…

Great start to my morning

I just got in a shouting match with a delivery driver that blocked a bunch of cars and reserved parking spaces in our office lot (including mine) and abandoned his [running] truck for 10 minutes while he did his deliver.

I will neither confirm nor deny that I called him a dickbag and threatened to move his truck if he left it there again instead of on the street.

Some dogs are terrified of going to the vet. Ours couldn’t be happier there.

Some dogs are terrified of going to the vet. Ours couldn’t be happier there.

They’re all “Oh, nothing. Just hanging out, watching a little TV, having some pizza, you know, with my buddy. And a tiger….”