I think I could hang with Lee Dixon

I think I could hang with Lee Dixon

I fucked up my back today

"How?" you ask? By lifting my leg a little bit off the ground so that I could spray sunscreen on my lower leg and foot. That’s "By turning 45 a month ago" to the layperson.

I mean, fucking seriously. I’m standing outside. I bent my leg up towards me, and almost fell over when the pain shot thru my lower back. WTF???

It’s sore, but I can move. The 4 hour drive (which turned into a 5 hour drive due to an accident…thanks road assholes) didn’t help but luckily my car seat is decently comfy. But I can’t easily sit down or stand up again, or bend over.

Fuck getting old.

Perhaps the dumbest fuck to ever grace a game show

My night may be more fun than your night. 15 minutes til show time

My night may be more fun than your night. 15 minutes til show time

The picture with the headline made me laugh

The picture with the headline made me laugh