A Real Conversation That Has Taken Place in My Household
- Wife (On the phone from New Jersey): Can you get me my [important work system] password? I need it now; it's SUPER important
- Me (In my office in Arizona): Where is it?
- Wife: On the breakfast bar in the kitchen. Written on the corner of a Subway napkin. I think.
- Me: ....
I’d really like to know how it went from a completely deserted street to the furniture delivery guys showing up, unloading everything from the truck, and ringing the doorbell in the 5.8 second span between when I was looking out the window and when I started peeing