Unfortunate placement of articles in my news feed. Makes me wonder if the sharks just wanted to have some guac dip to go with their snack

Unfortunate placement of articles in my news feed. Makes me wonder if the sharks just wanted to have some guac dip to go with their snack

Not even kidding

Today, on the day of record setting rainfall in Phoenix (which stopped at around 11am), my coworker got home from work and found his genius neighbor outside watering the plants….

Reblog and heart/star/like this if you’d like to add a +1 to the number of bitchslaps we’re giving the neighbor later on.

The person in the upper left has four arms?

The person in the upper left has four arms?

Power Outage?

I just got an alert from my power company stating that the massive power outage is expected to be fixed 2 hours from now. They listed the zone affected. It’s about 2+ miles wide and 1+ miles down. My house is smack dab in the middle of it.

I’m currently typing this in my home office, on my desktop computer, with my office light on. So I’m wondering what power outage am I in the middle of?

Either someone secretly hooked a generator up to my house, or the affected area isn’t quiiiiiiite what they listed.  

I feel like I should turn every light and electrical item on just to flaunt it.

Occasionally it does rain in Phoenix. And when it does, all hell breaks loose. This is because we have no drainage. Significant rain is so infrequent here that drainage is not built like it is in most areas.

Last night at around midnight-ish, it started raining heavily. It never stopped. We all awoke this morning to reports of massive flooding and freeway closures.

The above picture is from the I-10 East, into Phoenix. The news report online where I snagged the image from stated that these drivers tried to drive through it at around 4am.  Good call, idiots. We have people that drive through washes and areas they think are ok, every time it rains. So many that Phoenix actually has what’s literally called The Stupid Motorist Law.

The accompanying news report also stated not to drive through these, and not to drown. Kinda sad they have to tell people not to fucking drown!

Two deer caused a traffic delay on the Golden Gate Bridge