You Will Never Poop in Peace Again

You Will Never Poop in Peace Again

If you’ve ever been in a project meeting, especially as the tech person, watch this. Seriously, I’m crying because I’m laughing so hard, while simultaneously have knots in my stomach and want to jump into the screen and junk punch everyone but the engineer. Holy shit is this accurate!

I might need this…

I might need this…

So anyway, the Loch Ness Monster is in our neighbor’s yard….

Truthful Tuesday - 4 days late

I’m generally a very easy-going, laid back, get along kind of person. I have my moments and there are difficulties that some need to put up with if they’re around me for any length of time, just like every one else, but for the most part, I’m pretty easy and don’t like to make waves.

Except for one situation.

If people show up at my house when going door-to-door for religious purpose, I am an outright nasty fucking prick to end all pricks from the get go.

I don’t even try to politely brush them aside. I literally open the door and start ripping into them right away. And nasty stuff too, for the sole purpose of being an asshole.

I guess on some level I feel I need to insult them as much as I feel they’re insulting me (or about to insult me) with their bullshit. Not to mention that they’re bothering me, in my home.┬áIt frequently ends with me yelling at them and slamming the door in their faces.

Immature, idiotic, asshole-ish. Yep, I know. I can’t help it. It’s one of my very few hatreds, that I actually act out upon.

WHOA!

WHOA!

Time for a little Choppin’ Broccoli ear worm

We finally got our furniture in. It looks so much better in there. From the top pic, it looks a little cramped because of the desk, but it really doesn’t look bad at all in person. I may eventually get a smaller desk if I think it needs it, but I think this will work out well,

And of course, after we got back from donating all of the old furniture, we walked in and saw that I forgot to give them that picture on the wall. Ah well. It actually doesn’t look too bad without all the other floral stuff overpowering it. We’ll replace it soon enough anyway.